"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
People without anxiety just have no idea what it’s like to feel so much worry for something they “think” is so small and “not a big deal”
Sometimes, it’s easier to tell a stranger something very personal. It`s like there’s less risk, opening yourself up to someone who doesn’t know you.
When hot people talk to me I just get confused or think they want to borrow a pen.
I think I’d be a better person if I had more naps in my life
how to identify a stoner: “do you smoke” “smoke what”